{"id":418,"date":"2013-11-23T21:49:47","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T21:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abluntstop.wordpress.com\/?p=418"},"modified":"2013-11-23T21:49:47","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T21:49:47","slug":"the-investment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"The Investment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/abluntstop.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-457\" alt=\"BABYDROP\" src=\"http:\/\/abluntstop.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop.jpg?w=700\" width=\"700\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop.jpg 2025w, https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop-1024x759.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop-768x569.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/babydrop-1536x1138.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was walking down woodhaven one summer day and I actually saw this in real life. It was weird because the kid was suspended on this really high swing and the kid was squirming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking down woodhaven one summer day and I actually saw this in real life. It was weird because the kid was suspended on this really high swing and the kid was squirming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":457,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,17],"tags":[42,123,239,295],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-blunt-stop-comic","category-the-real-apple-new-york-city-life","tag-abluntstop-com","tag-christian-f-cortes","tag-funnies","tag-illustration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abluntstop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}